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dAmnit By User Ft. IkueQuote #28940
baz135 quotes, 2010-02-10 17:37:22
<shuttermonkey> Ikue
<Athos-of-Light> D:
<Athos-of-Light> cory
<Athos-of-Light> your ass
<Athos-of-Light> it fell off
* Athos-of-Light gets the duct tape
<shuttermonkey> Athos-of-Light: lol XD
* Ikue slips shuttermonkey butt into his pocket for later
Quote #25808
kaotickell quotes, 2009-12-01 17:30:38
<Ikue> o.O
<Ikue> i've got a flikr account >.>
<shuttermonkey>
<kaotickell> Did you make one?
<kaotickell>
<Ikue> i had it from years ago apperntly XD
<Ikue> you too bable
<shuttermonkey> i ... have a flikr account?
<kaotickell> Do you two have amnesia or something?
<kaotickell

Food Photography - back to basicsFood is a necessity for daily life and good health (the right kinds anyway), but food is also fast becoming something of an Art as well as many turn to their cameras once a mammoth baking session is over and capture the delightful dishes in attractive and alluring ways. Since the beginnings of Still Life Photography, food has been a subject and whilst the topic has remained the same - methods, equipment and ease have changed in varying degrees across the years. Food Photography is still a genre that is vastly overlooked and majorly underrated in the art world.
It all began with Still Life Paintings back in the 17th Century. They were as far from commercial as a style could get and certainly weren't created with selling in mind. However the skill and main aspects that realism painters took back in the 17th Century are kept close to the hearts of Food Photographers today as they grip onto Realism, effects of light, composition and arrangement. Props have always been an important part of

dAmnit by user ft. fourteenthstarQuote #25839
iaiarose quotes, 2009-12-02 16:10:52
06:08:03 pm ** zilla774 has been made a member of Bots by chix0r *
06:09:28 pm <chix0r> zilla774: say something nice
06:09:38 pm <chix0r> and I might let you back up inside me again
06:09:40 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:42 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:44 pm <chix0r>
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tachy-on quotes, 2008-06-20 10:05:56
08:53:38 am <chix0r> mykel: I'm away for a few
08:53:42 am <chix0r> gotta go cook the kids
08:53:46 am <chix0r> *for the kids
08:53:46 am <chix0r> bbs
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ablativelove quotes, 20

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Introducing...CRPhotography

This weekend #CRPhotography has launched! ^3wyl and myself have been working on the group the past week or so, getting it ready and tweaking bits here and there. But membership is finally open, just in time for you to head over, join and get settled for the big contest which will be launching in a few days time.

Head over now, start submitting your work and getting critique e.t.c and enjoy!
To help you get started with the group, please check out our Important Information box to find out how we can help you, including submitting your photographs into the group, receiving constructive feedback, promoting your photography contests and more!
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Critmas: results!Critique is something we all desire- its why most people are on dA. We want feedback on our work- some of us just to validate ourselves, others for improvement tips and others who are aiming for move their work on and want genuine suggestions to assist with that.
That is quite a demanding request.
Fortunately, there are people out there who do take their time to look at work, take the time to review, respond and offer this critique. And writing a critique is time consuming, even more so when you’re writing several. Sometimes I think that people forget that, which is why Critmas has a message not just about giving critique out for prizes, but to thank those who do offer that free time to help others with their work.
We can often be quite selfish, expecting critique from others but aren’t willing to give back. Even if you took the time to challenge yourself and write one a week, you will reap the benefits.
Anyhow enough of the lecture; let’s see the results!

Celebrating Diversity #1Welcome to this new series of Art Features! Even tho most of you are aware of the many many galleries and categories here on dA, I think most of us move in a sort of "comfort zone" between Galleries, Channels or Groups that provide us with a constant flow of new art. And sometimes we forget all the other great artforms, styles and media that are out of our "comfort zone". And today I want to step out of that warm and cuddly place and feature some awesome works from places on dA I don't usually visit!
Since this is the first entry, I thought I should explain it a bit more, so that is why there is more text in this article

The topic of celebrating diversity is something that I really want to cherish. I am guilty of not fully

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Daily Deviation Roundups August 2012Once again we've compiled a blog of all of our Daily Deviation Roundups so that you can browse the articles much easier! Enjoy

Digital Dolls from Hollinesskiss

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Digital Art Part One from Hyazintha

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September 2012 Traditional Art DD Round UpHello all,
As this month is coming to a close, I present you with September's Traditional Art DDs.
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Urban Exploration #3Urban Exploration is the exploration of man-made structures. Usually these are abandoned ruins, or components that used to be part of everyday life but are no longer seen on a regular basis by the human eye. This series of articles aims to highlight exactly what Urban Exploration is, how it's achieved and the some of the best Urbex Photographers here on deviantART. Want to see more Urbex photographs within the Daily Deviation section? Then send your suggestions to ^3wyl and I!
Have you heard of Les Ux? They are an underground group that works hard to restore unseen and often forgotten areas of Paris. Their most famous restoration was the Pantheon Clock. The group itself is divided into teams, and it was the restoration team 'UnterGunther' that undertook this mammoth task. Mammoth because the clock was buried deep beneath the Pantheon in France, completely inaccessible. Or not. For a whole year in September 2005, the grou

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So what does it take to become a Senior? That's a question many have asked and have never really been able to get a straight answer on. Some have gained Seniority as a thank you for their time spent as a Volunteer, or to recognise their contribution to a particular project or collaborative action. Some have gained Seniority because of their community spirit, providing help and assistance to many other deviants and taking time out to promote the work of others in the community. 
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dAmnit by user ft. fritsvandersloot

Journal Entry: Mon Jan 7, 2013, 9:57 AM

After a holiday break we are back with more lulz for the taking. Here we feature a dutch guy who's been around and then "around"

(if you know what I mean). He's been a @ and ^ and a few other things. Let's all laugh our heads and asses off for...

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Quote #47335
vo87 quotes, 2010-12-16 18:45:39
<MC-Frizzle> FUCK
<MC-Frizzle> ITS PRINTING
<MC-Frizzle> WHAT IS HAPPENING
<MC-Frizzle> JESUS CHRSIT NO
<MC-Frizzle> I NOW HAVE A PRINTED VERSION OF DAMN
<MC-Frizzle> COMING OUT OF MY PRINTER
<MC-Frizzle> HELP
<Chlorophyllistic> LOL

Quote #24616
frozen-jakalope quotes, 2009-11-03 05:06:05
13:04:07 <IBinsanity> I LOVE HER DAMMIT
13:04:13 <MC-Frizzle> I DONT CARE
13:04:15 <MC-Frizzle>
13:04:25 <MC-Frizzle> STOP SPAMMING MY JOURNAL WITH LATIN WOMEN
13:04:28 <IBinsanity> sorry MC-Frizzle but i would sooner fuck her, sardine tapestry and all, than even look at you
13:04:34 <IBinsanity>
13:04:36 <MC-Frizzle>
13:04:39 ** MC-Frizzle has left

Quote #25875
hazelnutx quotes, 2009-12-03 18:39:38
08:38:15 PM <MC-Frizzle> shuttermonkey: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
08:38:21 PM <MC-Frizzle>
08:38:29 PM <MC-Frizzle> WITH A BRAND NEW FAIL
08:38:50 PM <MC-Frizzle> EASY TO USE, AND YOU CAN STORE IT IN 2 SECONDS

Quote #49856
thederangedone quotes, 2011-01-29 15:28:36
03:32:25 PM <MC-Frizzle> energy drinks
03:32:52 PM <thederangedone> MC-Frizzle: Get rockstar 2x energy. It tastes like CANDY.
03:33:11 PM <MC-Frizzle> thederangedone: It's more about the actual ingredients rather than taste in my case
03:33:48 PM <thederangedone> MC-Frizzle: 1000 mg Taurine
03:34:00 PM <thederangedone> MC-Frizzle: 250 mg Caffine
03:34:06 PM <MC-Frizzle> thederangedone: Yeah! Hazardous amounts of energy, give it to me
03:34:16 PM <MC-Frizzle> thederangedone: does it come in powder form as well?
03:34:23 PM <thederangedone> MC-Frizzle: I think that would just be crack.

Quote #24386
mc-frizzle quotes, 2009-10-27 14:14:00
** OpalMist has joined
<KidneyBot> Boobs.
** hellhoundp2k has joined
<KidneyBot> oh shit, now we're all screwed.
<MC-Frizzle> Boobs... screwed... I'm starting to like you, KidneyBot.

Quote #25906
cynthiacynical quotes, 2009-12-04 12:24:08
<MC-Frizzle> HI BILLY MAYS HERE
<MoscaDeMantequilla> Call now and I'll TRIPLE your order! That's SIX FUCKING TONS of Oxi-Clean!
<MC-Frizzle> The scratch has met its match

Quote #35453
mc-frizzle quotes, 2010-07-08 15:10:31
12:08:17 AM * dxd wants a netbook
12:08:29 AM <FluffyInDrag> dxd: Eee.
12:08:43 AM <dxd> FluffyInDrag: some of the Eee's are good
12:08:47 AM <dxd> and i do love me some Asus
12:08:52 AM * MC-Frizzle read Anus there.
12:08:53 AM <DaPineapple> mm, Asus
12:08:59 AM * MC-Frizzle read Anus again. Wow.

Quote #24384
mc-frizzle quotes, 2009-10-27 13:42:33
21:38:46 <electricjonny> I never do the hibernate stuff
21:38:57 <electricjonny> My computer is either on or off
21:39:06 <MC-Frizzle> My computer is either on or on
21:39:11 <MC-Frizzle> Or power blackout.
21:39:15 <electricjonny> MC-Frizzle: True
21:39:42 <electricjonny> I only turn it off when I need to restart for updates/hardware changes
21:40:00 <MC-Frizzle> It auto restarts after a week or so
21:40:12 <MC-Frizzle> Which is my pc telling me, "Frits, give me some fucking rest "
21:40:33 <MC-Frizzle> and I shrug and abuse it for another week

Quote #24586
mc-frizzle quotes, 2009-11-02 11:12:21
20:08:22 <imamyrose> Xerces: its a club which loves Pens
20:08:42 <MC-Frizzle> I read penis there
20:08:43 <MC-Frizzle>

20:09:17 <Xerces> imamyrose: alas, i suck at drawing. especially with pens
20:09:59 <MC-Frizzle> I read penis again
20:10:01 <MC-Frizzle>
20:10:03 <MC-Frizzle> I need a break.

Quote #60830
mc-frizzle quotes, 2011-07-30 02:46:06
11:45:10 AM *** You have joined #caffeinelounge *
11:45:13 AM <magfrump> it was less exciting than I thought
11:45:18 AM <MC-Frizzle> just like yer mom
11:45:21 AM <MC-Frizzle>

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