After a holiday break we are back with more lulz for the taking. Here we feature a dutch guy who's been around and then "around" (if you know what I mean). He's been a @ and ^ and a few other things. Let's all laugh our heads and asses off for... `fritsvandersloot

Quote #25839

iaiarose quotes, 2009-12-02 16:10:52

06:08:03 pm ** zilla774 has been made a member of Bots by chix0r *
06:09:28 pm <chix0r> zilla774: say something nice
06:09:38 pm <chix0r> and I might let you back up inside me again
06:09:40 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:42 pm <chix0r> BESIDE
06:09:44 pm <chix0r>

Quote #5118

tachy-on quotes, 2008-06-20 10:05:56

08:53:38 am <chix0r> mykel: I'm away for a few
08:53:42 am <chix0r> gotta go cook the kids
08:53:46 am <chix0r> *for the kids
08:53:46 am <chix0r> bbs

Quote #18755

ablativelove quotes, 2009-06-04 08:49:46

16:46:23 <chix0r> dxd: that reminds me of one time I was in a bar
16:46:25 <chix0r> it was really crowded
16:46:28 <chix0r> and there was no seats
16:46:32 <chix0r> so I'm looking around
16:46:40 <chix0r> and this guy is like " are you looking for a somewhere to sit?"
16:46:44 <chix0r> and I'm like yeah!!
16:46:49 <chix0r> so he's like I got someplace for you
16:46:55 <chix0r> and he puts his tongue out and points to it
16:46:58 <dxd> ewwww
16:47:03 <Alex-y-z>
16:47:04 <vastblue> Charming.
16:47:06 <chix0r> yeah
16:47:07 <chix0r> english
16:47:09 <chix0r> what can I say
16:47:10 <DaPineapple> ohshits chix0r that was you?!

Quote #10611

catluvr2 quotes, 2008-12-09 05:54:17

07:37:42 ** cybergranny has been made a member of Seniors by catluvr2 *
07:38:38 <chix0r> wait
07:38:53 ** BrazenPhotography has been made a member of Seniors by catluvr2 *
07:38:53 ** AquaSixio has been made a member of Seniors by catluvr2 *
07:38:53 ** Shy-Too-Shy has been made a member of Seniors by catluvr2 *
07:38:58 <chix0r> DUDE
07:38:58 <chix0r> STOP
07:39:02 <catluvr2> : Okay.
07:39:05 <chix0r>
07:39:14 <catluvr2> Um.
07:39:31 ** privilege class Seniors has been updated by chix0r with: -admin -kick
07:39:32 ** PerryGallagher has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** melocopter has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** TheTragicTruth-Of-Me has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** jussta has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** FallisPhoto has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** smoking-mirrors has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** BerylAlexandros has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** budgie has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** hibbary has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** alexds1 has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** diablo2003 has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** in-art-we-trust has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** DreamingMyth has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** Flutterings has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** ssilence has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** leoraigarath has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** vayabobo has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** mom-the-bomb has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** IBinsanity has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** -kron has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:32 ** silvanderwoerd has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:33 ** kealanorourke has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:33 ** sideshowmonkey has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:33 ** cryptorchid has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:33 ** whoisnot has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:33 ** jerryhazard has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:33 ** neither-field has been made a member of Seniors by chix0r *
07:39:34 <insaneone> lol
07:39:44 <insaneone> wow
07:39:55 <catluvr2> : Ah.
07:40:04 <catluvr2>
07:40:05 <chix0r> there
07:40:09 <chix0r> don't spoil my fun again
07:40:10 <chix0r> lol

#seniors

Quote #5674

caektiems quotes, 2008-07-11 16:29:47

<chix0r> I telol
<chix0r> woah
<chix0r> how did those extra letters get in there
<HAL2008> chix0r: You passed out for a minute, don't you remember?
<Comrade-Kelly> chix0r: Magic.
<Comrade-Kelly> Magic and passing out.
<chix0r> my boobs got in the way.
<Comrade-Kelly> chix0r has magical black-out boobs. So next time kids, you see a solar eclipse, just think of Fiona.
<Comrade-Kelly> "Hey, mommy. No sun." " Thank you, chix0r. Whereever you are."

Quote #21

sapphiretiger quotes, 2007-01-23 10:12:34

10:59:22 am <chix0r> what was going on earlier that would make you want to bang her?
10:59:24 am <chix0r> oh god
10:59:26 am <chix0r> I meant ban

Quote #393

tachy-on quotes, 2007-10-01 16:29:20

20:31:16 <chix0r> trying to blow your nose
20:31:19 <chix0r> when it is pierced
20:31:22 <chix0r> is a whole new world.
20:31:28 <Tachy-on> lolol

Quote #20689

cypher-neo quotes, 2009-07-24 12:58:20

13:56:29 <chix0r> you think I'm here roleplaying? lol
13:57:01 <Athos-of-Light> chix0r: you play admin, i'll play n00b
13:57:06 <chix0r> ok Athos-of-Light
13:57:09 ** Athos-of-Light has been made a member of Banned by chix0r *

Quote #8707

lenawargo quotes, 2008-10-14 15:08:05

<chix0r> dammitMEL: what would you do if we met up?
<dammitMEL> chix0r, I am currently away. Reason: Fuck fuck fuck.
<chix0r> SCORE

Quote #742

parliamentfunk quotes, 2007-10-25 17:39:57

<Tachy-on> chix0r: weird like dressing up in slinky leather underwear or other kind of wierd?
<chix0r> that's normal for me, at least on the weekends

Quote #219

       $fourteenthstar quotes,
       Sep 14, 2007, 8:13:00 PM 01:03:29 ** jekor has joined

01:06:59 <jekor> Hello, everyone.
01:10:33 <chix0r> hey jekor
01:11:16 <chix0r> is lolly driving you nuts with his shit music?
01:11:23 <youthculture> rofl
01:11:38 <jekor> Yes.
01:11:45 ** lolly has joined
01:11:48 <jekor> Oh crap.           

Quote #814

       `mackattack23 quotes,
       Oct 31, 2007, 8:02:03 PM <mackattack23> chix0r: so besides makin lil kids cry, how have you been?

<chix0r> mackattack23: busier than michael jacksons nuts at a playgroup open day, you?

Quote #24131

       `fvdsloot quotes,
       Oct 22, 2009, 4:25:09 PM22:00:54 <MC-Frizzle> did you really do freaky stuff with $ewm? rumour has it that's the reason she's off sick

22:01:05 <chix0r> freakier than you can ever imagine
22:01:10 <chix0r> one day at help desk camp
22:01:12 <chix0r> we
22:01:14 <chix0r> well,
22:01:15 <chix0r> you know..
22:01:19 <chix0r> we handled some tickets
22:01:21 <MC-Frizzle> no you didnt!
22:01:23 <chix0r> and closed them!!
22:01:27 <MC-Frizzle>
22:01:30 <Nesi>

Quote #1033

       $fourteenthstar quotes,
       Nov 22, 2007, 5:23:19 AM10:18:46 <mykel> i am female today i have decided

10:18:54 * chix0r gropes mykel's boobs
10:18:58 <kyza> you have a hot vagina mykel?
10:19:03 <mykel> yeah
10:19:08 <mykel> its shaved and everything
10:19:19 <kyza> watch out ladies

Quote #917

       `catluvr2 quotes,
       Nov 10, 2007, 7:41:34 PM19:37:03 <Hanyetuwi> Chix0r?

19:37:14 <chix0r> Hanyetuwi?
19:37:40 <Hanyetuwi> Oh Sorry Just Pondering What A Chixor Could Be..
19:38:04 <IBinsanity> Hanyetuwi: she is pure narcotic
19:38:14 <Hanyetuwi> I Am??
19:38:25 <sasukesgurl14> hehe

Quote #352

       `tiganesc quotes,
       Sep 27, 2007, 6:14:46 PM18:04:29 <IBinsanity> 26% of dA list chix0r as their favourite drug

18:08:03 <capncraka> she doesn't really do it for me
18:08:13 <capncraka> the high is great, but the duration leaves something to be desired
18:08:43 <Stief> you huffed any chix0r?
18:09:48
<IBinsanity> it reminds me too much of smoking bad crack. the
aftertaste is gasoline, the buzz makes you puke, and your lungs are cut
up for a month afterwards.
18:10:34 <Stief> my parent's would kill me if they found out I did chix0r...
18:11:47 <IBinsanity> same. they were fine with needle drugs, but huffing my daily dose of fiona? bad idea.
18:11:52 <capncraka> i was strung out for 3 days one time
18:12:12 <capncraka> woke up in my own excrement and mumbling something about a DD

Quote #293

       `tiganesc quotes,
       Sep 22, 2007, 6:48:57 PM18:37:05 <chix0r> aye I'm definately scottish

18:37:10 <IBinsanity> aye
18:37:19 <IBinsanity> talk about a self-referential statement, chix0r
18:37:32 <IBinsanity> either scottish, a pirate, or both

Quote #5318

       `Damaged927 quotes,
       Jun 27, 2008, 9:01:50 PM<IBinsanity>Damaged927: and then the letdown ._.

<Damaged927> Its ok
<Damaged927>Though Chix0r is hard competition
<IBinsanity>Damaged927: can i at least has you as a consolation prize? :<
<IBinsanity>oman i know. i'd never admit it but even i find chix0r hot.

Quote #6007

       ~shadowed-light-waves quotes,
       Jul 20, 2008, 1:47:20 AM22:39:37 <kirby> @Chix0r is the best omg look at what she did to her profile!! D:<

22:39:56 ** kirby was kicked by anjules * how dare you taint chix0r's name like that
22:40:09 ** kirby has joined
22:40:26 ** kirby was kicked by realillusions * a capital c? methinks not!
22:40:33 ** kirby has joined
22:40:38 ** kirby was kicked by autumnights * this is fun!
22:40:43 ** kirby has joined
22:40:44 ** kirby was kicked by anjules * She's not even @ anymore!
22:40:54 ** kirby has joined
22:40:59 ** kirby was kicked by realillusions * i don't have a reason! ohnoes!
22:41:19 ** kirby has joined
22:43:18 <autumnights> kirby: you still love us, right?

Quote #30246

       `AwsumZ quotes,
       Mar 12, 2010, 7:25:44 PM<chix0r>SaTaNiA: no you can't borrow my stilettos, I never got them back from Tachy-on

Quote #5532

       `dammitMEL quotes,
       Jul 6, 2008, 10:35:02 AM07:33:20 <twexler> I realized that I need to start working out.\

07:34:02 <chix0r> when you couldn't press down the space bar without 2 fingers, twexler?